Shaved head
After weeks of dealing with my monstrous hair, I finally decided to shave it all off. This time I'm a little bit wiser and used shaving cream. I tell you, those things are amazing. This time, I only bled half as much. I would post a picture but I look horrendous. If you thought I was ugly before, you should see my face now. You would just want to gouge your eyes out just to escape the horrid scene. I am not kidding. I think the karma of calling Akeem all those names has finally come to it's full effectiveness. The pus coming out of my face is just disgusting.
So you might be asking, what's with the sudden case of dysmorphic disorder? Well, I think that adolescence has finally hit me. I don't know why but I just feel moody and irritable. People blame their hormones about those things right? I don't know.
It's sad really. School is fast approaching and I haven't done anything productive for the summer. I want to go to the gym but I need to have a car to go to places and I don't have one. I WANT A CAR! I wanna learn how to drive a car at least. My life is so sad. I'm getting fatter and dumber and uglier all the time. So sad.
So you might be asking, what's with the sudden case of dysmorphic disorder? Well, I think that adolescence has finally hit me. I don't know why but I just feel moody and irritable. People blame their hormones about those things right? I don't know.
It's sad really. School is fast approaching and I haven't done anything productive for the summer. I want to go to the gym but I need to have a car to go to places and I don't have one. I WANT A CAR! I wanna learn how to drive a car at least. My life is so sad. I'm getting fatter and dumber and uglier all the time. So sad.
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